Five lions fatally attacked a 59-year-old Zimbabwean businessman while he was showering under a tree at a campsite. Friends and family said they heard him scream and raced to the showers but he was already dead from a gash to the throat. Apparently an increase in hunting during Zimbabwe’s economic meltdown has made animals more “traumatized” and dangerous to humans. Umm, aren’t they always dangerous to humans? Just sayin!

@wendyKlucas