A California man slipped enough chemicals into his wife’s Rice Krispies cereal last week in attempt to kill her. Are you kidding me guy? Did he not watch the movie “Hoodlum?” Click below to find out more.

Fernando Porras, 43, is being held on $1 million bail and is expected to be charged with attempted murder for filling his wife’s bowl of breakfast cereal with Goof Off. Porras’s daughter Fernanda, 17, called 911 after her mother said the cereal smelled and tasted awful. “She goes ‘something’s in it, something’s in it,’” Fernanda told KCAL-TV. “So I went and picked it up and when I saw what was in the cup, I could smell it and I was like ‘oh my gosh, this is a chemical.’” Porras became a suspect when he excused himself to smoke a cigarette after they arrived at the hospital, and never returned.