We’re not going to have a jump on this post. This is not a regular political post. This is to blatantly make fun and joke on the black eyes and swollen nose of John Kerry at the State Of The Union Address. I need some answers B! Hit my handle –> @WiLMajor. Matter fact Hit the jump to find out more. No wait what if Obama would’ve been like “John(pointing at him) Who double punched you dog!?!?”

President Obama may have taken aim at Republicans during his State of the Union address, but it was former presidential candidate John Kerry who looked like he took a beating.

The Massachusetts Democrat was spotted sporting two black eyes and a broken nose, results of a pickup hockey game, his spokeswoman, Whitney Smith, confirmed Wednesday.

Kerry debuted his injuries during a visit to the White House on Tuesday, when he attended the ceremony honoring the NHL champion Boston Bruins.

“He’s just fine — just very ironically he busted his nose recently playing ice hockey, so the Bruins could certainly relate,” Smith said.

The 68-year-old senator, Smith said, was smacked in the face with a hockey stick during a holiday game.

“He must feel like Mitt Romney after South Carolina,” Smith added to the Boston Globe, which broke the story, on Tuesday.

Kerry is no stranger to the rink. He played hockey, lacrosse and soccer during his time at Yale.

“He was the kind of guy … you know what a ‘rink turn’ is? When the puck starts going the other way, you’re supposed to jam on the brakes and sprint back. If you’re lazy, you don’t stop and start; you do a rink turn,” his high school teammate Stanley Resor told ESPN’s Page Two in 2004. “And John was the kind of guy that would do rink turns. But he’d sort of look cool doing it. And he was a good stick handler, and a good passer — when he wanted to pass.”

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