If you play Football for Gary Patterson it’s probably a good idea that you lay low this Spring Break.  I can’t say I blame him for the drug test after 4 of his previous players were running a campus-wide drug ring!  Hit the jump for the full story on what TCU’s coach says he’ll be doing when his team returns from their vacay!

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“We drug-tested last month and we’ll probably drug-test again when they get back,” Patterson said “People do stupid things like playing beach volleyball and turning their ankle, breaking their leg jumping in three-foot pools.”

Can you blame Patterson for being a little more controlling over his players’ spring break activities this year? After all, four of his (former) football players were involved in a campus-wide drug ring (click here for that story) and his whole football program faces intense scrutiny over how many players were actually using drugs.

Still, spring break is a time for a young man to, well, do young man things on the beach with bikini-clad ladies who attend church services and have no questionable intentions or morals. Patterson is OK with a young man doing young man things as long as those young man things include playing Parcheesi at home with their 85-year-old grandfathers.

“A lot of our kids can’t afford to go to one of those places,” Patterson said, referring to places of ill repute like Padre Island or Miami. “So they’ll go home, get a chance to see their buddies. They need a break. They’ve been going hard since January. We’ve been pushing them pretty hard.”

Source Yahoo