This guy must have been a virgin. He ran a stop sign and a red light all while going 111 MPH in an effort to get to the bedroom faster. Hit the jump for the full story.
Daily Mail – A frisky Chicago man caught driving nearly 70mph over the speed limit early Saturday told police he was rushing to ‘have sex with a girl he liked’.
Zachary Ramirez, 21, was clocked driving 111mph through a 45mph zone on route to the early morning booty call.
A local police patrol car first noticed Ramirez’s erratic driving when his 1994 Honda Prelude screamed through a red light on Plainfield-Naperville Road at 2am, according to the Naperville Sun.
The on-duty officer radioed ahead and another policeman spotted the speeding vehicle drive through a stop sign, before pulling it over.
Quizzed by the officer as to the reason for his excessive speed, Ramirezexplained his urgent rendezvous, perhaps thinking it might get him off the hook.
“Ramirez replied he was going to have sex with a girl he liked,†Naperville Police Department Sergeant Gregg Bell said.
Police also found 0.2 grams of marijuana while searching Ramirez’s vehicle.
Missing his bedroom date, the cad was escorted to the local police station where he was charged with reckless driving, marijuana possession and disobeying both a stop sign and traffic light.
He was released on $200 bond. Perhaps he managed to reschedule his booty call for later in the day?
