Facebook IPO had the markets going crazy today. But what could you do with the money you would spend on a share of Zuckerburg’s empire? Hit the jump to find out.

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Facebook is now a publicly traded company, weeeeeeeee! What you don’t buy in? We didn’t either. Here’s what to do with your $41 instead.

Unless you’ve got millions of dollars and huge portfolio with a major firm, you didn’t get that $38 asking price before the bell. Now it’s at $41. Who know what’ll be later but, shit, some of us don’t even have that much to spare, anyway. Long-term investments? Bah. Plus, I want a sandwich.

Here’s to the instant gratification $41 can provide:

A new pair of Levi’s

Minetta Black Label Burger and a pint of Old Speckled Hen. Plus tax. And a $4.03 tip.

Ten minutes with an Eastern European cam girl

A tank of gas

The Avengers in IMAX 3-D. Twice.

A pedicure

My water bill

53.52% of a ticket to Sea World

Thirty minutes with a Western European cam girl
Birth control

Game of Thrones season 1 on DVD

Half of this:

Three cases of these:

A ticket to see GZA perform Liquid Swords

Two bottles of lovely white wine

A week’s worth of groceries

Two day’s worth of cigarettes

A year’s worth of lighters

1.9 grams of weed and a Dutch

190 cheap dumplings

A $41 hoodie


A dozen Belon Oysters

A Groupon cleaning service

8 oz of lovely coffee

An AeroPress

A Holga

Three bottles of lovely beer

One share of Microsoft and a sandwich

What would you spend $41 on?