A crazy man (who’s perhaps related to Mariah Yeater, LOL) has brought a ridiculous lawsuit against Justin Bieber…and he claims to be Selena Gomez’s father. He says Justin stole his credit card, got Selena pregnant and gave her an STD, cheated on her with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz and allowed Usher to sodomize him. Oh, these are just a few of the things he wrote. He also admitted he’s “an emotional mess”…and don’t call us psychic but uh, we already knew that. More highlights of the suit below. I wonder who this guy’s lawyer is! LOL!

Marisa Mendez

  • “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”
  • “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”
  • “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”
  • “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “

Source: TMZ