Jay Electronica’s album has become the new age Detox at this point. Signing to Roc Nation at the end of 2010, Jay has yet to put out much of anything 2 years later, though he promised a Chris Brown-assisted single was coming soon during his surprise set at Jay-Z’s Made In America festival this summer. He’s still living it up, though! From gallivanting with married rich women to partying with Cassie and Diddy overseas in Paris this weekend, he’s definitely doing SOMETHING. It’s just not music.

Marisa Mendez