Kidnapping

If at some point you fake your own kidnapping to avoid your girlfriend, you probably should not be in a relationship. A regular Einstein from Brooklyn showed up on Malcolm X Boulevard with his wrists duct taped together, but the roll of duct tape was still attached LOL.

Sarah EL

Busted by the cops, he confessed to having staged his kidnapping so he could avoid his girlfriend. He is still under investigation and the real reason of why he lied is unknown. Hopefully this girl gets the hint and dumps him for being a coward and sheer stupidity.

Gothamist