Scissors

I’m not sure what kind of liquor this man was drinking, or the amount, but one thing is for sure: it takes a ridiculously white-girl wasted man to attempt to cut off this off. A woman in Taiwan got into a fight with her boyfriend about his drinking problem, which quickly turned nasty.

Sarah Nafissa

Instead of going the normal route, such as arguing back or throwing dishes, this man pulled off his pants with a pair of scissors and ran to the bathroom and proceeded to cut off his package. Shortly after he went into a coma from the blood loss, but before his girlfriend could help the situation, HE FLUSHED HIS OWN MEMBER DOWN THE TOILET. He went hysterical when he woke up the next day, as his lil man is now 1.2 inches. The lesson of the day is don’t fight with your girl while drunk. She was probably right anyway!

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