IFWT_Bill Clinton

Even without a smartphone, this intern was definitely tech savvy. It’s been over 13 years since he’s been in office, but The National Enquirer has supposedly gotten a hold of a secret cassette tape that was supposed to have been destroyed with Monica explicitly talking about her plans to smash Clinton. Although she’s the only one on there, the transcript is pretty juicy. Check out the transcript after the jump.

Sarah Nafissa

Monica Lewinsky starts out by letting Clinton know that she wants to get some:

“I could take my clothes off and start…well…I know you wouldn’t enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want. “Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.”

She goes on to plan the night and get Bill’s schedule on track to get it in:

“Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with Betty that you will leave the office at, I don’t know, at 7, 7:30 so that everyone else who hates me, that causes me lots of trouble goes home. Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for, you know, 15 minutes or half-an-hour. Whatever you want…Maybe we could go over and watch a movie together and just have kind of, I don’t know, boxed dinners or something like that.”

She continues to press him, because she was ending her internship and wouldn’t be able to see him often anymore:

“And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of me…of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good movie. So I don’t know, those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over. I’m hoping you will hear this, and you will choose which one you want to do, and go tell Betty, and then she can call me and let me know, so I don’t have to stress out all day and I don’t have to call her every two hours and bug her because, I know you will find this very hard to believe, but I can be a pain in the ass sometimes. I’m very persistent, but um…I really want to see you.”

I can’t wait for this tape to be dropped. Women were thirsty, even in the 90’s!

Perez Hilton