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LMFAO! Talk about sticking a fork in it…lol! A 70-year-old man (YES, 70!) was trying to pleasure himself, with a toy that you surly can’t get from an XXX store. The elder inserted a KITCHEN FORK into his urethra. Hit the jump for more on this HILARIOUS story!


JaaiR (JR)

Don’t forget to hit up the gallery! Look at the x-ray of a fork in the D**k!

I still can’t stop LOL’ing! This man is 70…he should know better. After letting the fork slide up in his personal area, the man was having severe pain (well, duh!), so he decided to go to the hospital…12hrs later. After he saw that the D was bleeding, he’d decided to go to Canberra Hospital in the U.K., where they successfully moved the eating tool. LOL! Silly silly man…

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