Whoa! Katy Perry’s ex-husband Russell Brand has done some crazy things in his lifetime, but this may have topped them all. In a podcast with fellow British comedian Richard Herring, the 38-year-old comedian admitted that he hooked up with another man in a bathroom stall on camera, explaining that it was all a part of a show for a British documentary series he was working on at the time.
This was allegedly at the height of his former heroin addiction. Get the crazy details below!
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“I w**ked off a man in a toilet,” he admitted in the podcast. “I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ‘cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.’”
Here’s how it happened:
“I trawled around Soho, going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to wank them off?’ And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’. Like as if I was saying: ‘Does anyone want a packet of crisps [potato chips] from the bar…?’ So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and…he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is…I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard! And we’re…in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ‘I think…it would be easier if I was able to touch yours’. And I [thought] ‘F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!’ And the director goes: ‘Go on Russell it would be funny…’ So I take down my trousers and pants…and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I’m such a sex narcissist that, even though I’m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank… After about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.”
In this same documentary series, Russell had a bath with a homeless person, lived with a Nazi, French-kissed a “little old lady” and stayed with a prostitute and her family. Sounds like something that should never, ever see the light of day!
Source: RO
