Kim Kardashian with no makeup

Well, DAMN! Kim Kardashian recently said that her curvy post baby bod is the result of “no carbs, work out, dedication” …But she might have forgotten to mention one minor detail: Photoshop. The infamous PeeJet, who is known as a photoshop king, claims that the workout pics she recently posted with BFF Blac Chyna have clearly been “manipulated.” And the photos themselves prove the theory is true. Peejet claims that the curved doorframe in Kim’s pics is a “dead giveaway.” “Now, before I begin, I must say this is all purely speculative, [since] I actually heard Kanye [West] might have brought curved doors to Ikea over six years ago,” he jokes. Getting back to business, he explains, “In the first pic, which I’ll call the Booty Pic, I have diagrammed with a red line how the door should look if it was a normal, straight-edged door. You can definitely see a gap at the same level as Kim’s chest. This would be caused by using a tool to expand her breasts.” See what else he had to say below!

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“There also seems to be a more subtle distortion on the floor,” Peeje continues. “The underlying red line shows how the tiles should be where the blue line follow the actual markings on the floor. You might notice how it follows the same contortion as Kim’s waist and hips. In the second pic, which I’ll call the Stomach Pic, you will notice the door curves out at Kim’s midsection,” He also points out, “The curvature of the door is actually different from the first picture!”

“If I can give any tips to Kim,” he also adds, “I would tell her not to use any editing and be proud of that post-pregnancy body. Don’t get me wrong though, if she really wants a little Photoshop done here and there, she can always give me a call. (PLEASE CALL ME.)” …LOL.

He’s hilarious!