Justin Bieber Roast Includes Selena Digs & More Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber, is set to air on March 30th. The “Beauty and the Beat” singer will be joined with his celebrity friends and the gloves are off.”You acted so much like a p***y on the show that Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.”I hope the 21 year old pop star is ready! We have a list of more jokes after the jump.
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Justin Bieber Roast Includes Selena Digs, Gays Jokes & More.
• “You’re about to get f–ked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.”
• “You acted so much like a pu–y on the show that Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you.”
• “It seems like only yesterday you were discovered on the YouTube. Time flies when you’re a piece of s–t.”
• “Selena Gomez had to f–k you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in show business.”
• “Justin Bieber really does have it all. I’m serious. He has a dick and a pu–y.”
• “My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit.”
• “Justin’s Canadian. He’s actually considered America because no Canadian’s ever been this much of an a–hole.”
• “There’s even a wax figure of Justin in Madame Tussauds in London. I’ve seen it, he’s face down in a wax Usher’s lap.”
Justin Bieber Roast Includes Selena Digs & More
Wow they aren’t holding any punches.They jump right into his relationship with Selena. I wonder if they are going to address any of the substance abuse allegations? I guess we have to stay tuned March 30th Comedy Central.
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This is why I like the classic Dean Martin Roast. Say what you will…they were funny and still are to this day. I’m in no way a prude but this isn’t comedy. Just a bunch of hacks that would make Richard Pryor shake his hand in disbelief. I myself are through with the sophomoric Comedy Central Roast.