A few months back, rapper Crunchy Black from Three 6 Mafia got bagged up by 5-0 for one of the most idiotic acts of crime known to man. When he was accused of trying to score some meth from an undercover cop in Vegas, he told the officer when getting arrested, “Oh damn, I was trying to buy that powder, not meth!” Shortly after, he was sentenced to 7 months in jail for basically being an idiot.

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Ural Garrett from HipHopDX was able to get Crunchy on the phone to detail his horrific time he’s spending locked behind bars. “Oh man, I’m holding up all good. Gone let ’em know. I’m a hood ni**a so this jail shit ain’t sh*t to me,” he explained. “Right now man, I’m looking for a whole big change… Because I represent God all the way even though I was representing that Three Six Mafia. I represent God all the way. So, I’m looking for a change right now. When I get out of here, I ain’t going to talk to a lot of people. I ain’t going to answer the phone for you. A lot of people I ain’t messing with. Supposed to be getting their bills paid? I ain’t gone help them. I know God represent me and I represent God and he known what I’m talking bout. He understands why I’m making this change for and what I’m going to do.”

If all goes well, Crunchy will be back home on December 23rd, right before Christmas. Moral of the story: DON’T DO DUMB SH*T, FOLKS.

Source: HipHopDX