Ok, so wait. First…I guess I could have assumed that Danny Trejo had been to prison just because of how he looks and the characters that he plays right? But wouldn’t that be like racist or stereotypical? Regardless, Trejo was a champion in the jail-house rings…ALL OF THEM…

TMZ asked Trejo about boxing, and Danny launches into this rant about how awesome Floyd Mayweather is to have had 50 matches and never have been KO’d…not before he tells us that he was a champion boxer in prison though…ALL OF THEM…HE’S BEEN IN ALL OF THEM. Yes, I know, impossible, but dayum Machete!!!!! And he feels that prison boxing is where MMA began. Okay Okay…makes sense.