Former NBA player Orien Greene was arrested in Florida on Monday morning after officials say he snuck into two homes and rubbed a sleeping woman’s butt.  Ummm what?!

According to the police report obtained by TMZ Sports, the 34-year-old former Boston Celtics player entered the first home early in the morning and went to the master bedroom where he encountered a 56-year-old woman lying in bed.  Greene then left without further incident.

He went to a second home across the street where he allegedly went to the bedroom and saw a 40-year-old woman sleeping in bed.  Greene allegedly kissed the sleeping woman on the neck and “rubbed her butt.”  The woman woke up and started yelling, that’s when Greene allegedly ran out of the house and went to his girlfriend’s house, which is in the same neighborhood.  Bruh why didn’t he go rub on his girlfriend’s butt in the first place…

Cops found Greene and booked him for felony burglary and misdemeanor battery.

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