WELP, I have literally seen it all. 23-year-old Jordan James Parke has already dropped $150K on plastic surgery to try to look as close to Kim Kardashian as possible. Being that, well, he is a dude, there really is no resemblance. The British make-up artist has gotten lip and cheek fillers, laser hair removal, Botox, eyebrow tattoos and veneers. When you look at Parke, he looks extremely fake and his eyebrows are WAY too big. However, when asked about his fake appearance he replied, “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.” LAWD. Head over to the gallery and check out some flicks of the Kim K wannabe. For $150,000 dollars to look like Kim, I better be getting a*s implants and a permanent contour for life that cannot be washed off. Just Saying.
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