With all of these crazy “zombie” stories going around, the first thing I thought of when I heard this was “that guy must have been on bath salts,” well he wasn’t. a 20-year-old man sliced off his own penis with an X-acto blade while completely sober. Doctors are working to re-attach the mans found, severed penis. No word on why the man did what he did, but he’s being psychologically examined. Read more below.