I’m sorry I find this EXTREMELY hilarious, but NOT (if that makes sense). Before I explain why I’ll fill you in. Convicted murderer Dana Martin (who has a tattoo of ‘The Biebs’ on his leg) is in prison for raping and murdering a 15 year old girl in 2000. Martin calls on Mark Staake who then calls on Tanner Ruane to kidnap, murder, and then CASTRATE (OUCH!) Justin && his bodyguard. Now, this murder, plot, CASTRATION (OUCH!) was suppose to happen last week when Justin was performing in Madison Square Garden last week, but Martin decided that he wanted to call it off (so he told oh his already RELEASED accomplishes). On one hand, you have Justin Bieber, like do you really dislike ‘The Biebs’ to the point where you want to set up a murder, plot, CASTRATION (OUCH!), is the funny part. Then on the other hand someone’s life could have been taken away, which is never a laughing matter. This is what I call TOP NEWS OF THE DAY! Drop down bottom for more.