HOWEVER, although the title is true…it’s not as bad as it sounds. BUT…it can get there if this guy has a good lawyer. Being that he’s a Hollywood club owner, I’m going to be he does. So here’s the deal. Linds partied at Hollywood hotspot Sayers Club last night and when the night was over, drove off in her new Porsche. As usual, it was a mad house of paparazzi and fans outside trying to get a look at the troubled actress so naturally, it wasn’t the easiest area to get out of. As she turned, her car lightly tapped the owner of the club but she kept driving. The man she hit didn’t know it was her at first and told everyone nearby he was totally fine and went on to smoke some hookah. But now that he learned it was LINDSAY LOHAN driving the car…he’s singing a different tune. Details below.