NFL: Michael Vick Releases Statement On Staying With Eagles; Check Out How Much He Could Make With Incentives!

Yesterday the news broke that the Eagles re-signed Michael Vick to a one-year deal for the 2013 season. So how much will Vick make?! A lot is based on incentives. Check out what he had to say about it and what he could make…

Mac Miller Settles $10 Million Lawsuit From Lord Finesse; Releases Statement

Mac Miller started 2013 off fresh and new, leaving a crazy $10 million lawsuit back in 2012. We were all shocked when rap legend Lord Finesse made the decision to sue the relative newcomer last summer, not only for the outrageous amount but for the fact that it was over a mixtape cut…something Mac essentially didn’t make a profit off of. However, Finesse’s argument was that the track (“Hip 2 Da Game” off Mac’s debut tape Kool Aid & Frozen Pizza) was Mac’s big ticket to fame and the reason he’s making the dough he is today. So what came of the suit? Details and a statement from Mac below. Marisa Mendez

Geez! Kris Jenner Wants Kanye To Do WHAT?!

Kris Jenner sure is demanding! As her biggest money maker prepares to deliver a possible even bigger money maker, she wants to make sure they’re protected…in the form of a $10 million life insurance policy from Kanye West! I guess it makes the most sense, though! Details below. Marisa Mendez

Tech Talk News: Instagram Sets Record !!!

Instagram has grown graciously from  25k users opening day to the 10 million users currently active; all under a year. Numbers of that size can speak post volumes! The already highly active social-networking site spiked way off the charts in a record breaking manor Thursday. Turkeys were cooking, and you weren’t missing a minute! Photos came in at record breaking speed. Jump for details… Tat Wza

$10 Million Burglary In California Home!

Several “high-end” paintings, a Porsche, several expenses watches, wines, and a “small amount” of cash was stolen from a home in Santa Monica, California. The victim returned home from a trip on September 14 and saw the home was raided. A $100,000 reward is being offered. Click below to read more. Jason J.

Auto Talk: Women Embezzles $10M From Car Dealer, Buys 2011 Honda Crosstour

You almost have to feel sorry for Patricia Smith, the former controller at Baierl Acura who embezzled over $10 million from the suburban Pittsburgh dealership. Despite having stolen roughly $4,000 a day, seven days a week, for seven years, Smith’s personal automotive aspirations extended no further than a new Honda Crosstour. Apparently being a criminal mastermind does not ensure good taste. Funk Flex

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