Kanye West Turns Himself Into Police For A Grand Total Of….49 Minutes

WELP, that was fast! After Kanye West pled no contest earlier this month in connection with the beating of a photographer in LAX, it was required by the court that Ye turn himself into the police to get booked on his misdemeanor battery case. On Thursday at 4:30 PM, Yeezy headed into the Hollywood LAPD police station to get finger printed and get his mug shot taken. The whole ordeal took a total of 49 minutes and Kanye was out of there to go about his day. However, the “Yeezus” rapper is not allowed to get into any trouble for two whole years and must attend 24 court mandated private therapy sessions for anger management. BEHAVE YOURSELF, KANYE! You’re a daddddyyyy now!


NFL: Tiki Barber Selling “Memorable Experiences” Such a Dinner & Lunch Dates

Apparently there’s a site called Thuzio.com that allows you to book time with washed up athletes.  You can train with them, go out to lunch or dinner, or even have them show up to  your bar mitzvah.  Former NFL player Tiki Barber is a part of the list.  Check his rates after the jump. Shay Marie x Sabrina B.


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