Man’s Girlfriend Bites Through His Scrotum!

This has got to be the worst way to get woken up. Here is imagining waking up to his girl giving him a little oral first thing in the am , but NO! He woke up to her biting right through his scrotum, she must have really put some power before munching down. Hit the jump Steph B


(Photo) Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her New Boyfriend!!

Ohhhh looks like Christina Aguilera is on her cougar flow. Click below to see her new boytoy! What do you think of him!? Melissa Nash


Jessica Simpson Was “Completely Blindsided” By Her Father’s Coming Out But Will Stick By His Side

Jessica Simpson’s mother filed for divorce from her father a little under a month ago, and reports yesterday revealed a major bombshell as to why: Joe allegedly realized he’s gay and now has a young boyfriend. Radar Online spoke with a source in Jessica’s family today, who revealed she was “completely blindsided” by the news, especially because she thought she had such good “gaydar.” “She thinks she has very good gaydar, especially since a lot of her friends are gay,” the source said. “But she did not see this coming at all.” Despite the shock, she’ll still be sticking by her father’s side, no matter what his preferences are in love. See what the source had to say about that below. Marisa Mendez


Wait…What?! Jessica Simpson’s Father Allegedly Has A Boyfriend & That’s Why He Got A Divorce!

A major bombshell out of the Simpson camp this morning…and it’s quite interesting! Jessica’s parents got divorced in September after 34 years of marriage, and the filing (made by Jess’s mom) listed “discord or conflict of personalities” for the reason. Just the month before, Joe (the dad) had been arrested for drunk driving, something pretty crazy for a former youth pastor and Baptist minister…so many were wondering what it could be that had him spiraling out of control. Today new reports have emerged, and they definitely may be shedding some light on the divorce and his issues! He allegedly confessed he’s gay…and has a 20-something year old boyfriend! The drunk driving report did list someone in the car but never revealed who…could it have been the boy? Hmm! More details on his alleged “coming out” below. Do you think this will affect Jessica’s career in any way? Marisa Mendez


91 Injuries Leaves 2 Year Old Dead

Rio Smedley was murdered by his mothers boyfriend at the age of 2. I’m not sure whats worse, that it was the mother’s boyfriend or that he inflicted 91 injuries on a 2 year old. Either way this is wrong, condolences to the family. The boyfriend plead not guilty and the mother claims her son “fell down 4 stairs and hit his head.” The autopsy shows liver injuries (from blows to the abdomen) and a month before the Rio’s death Kirsty Smedley (mother) called the police to report abusive behavior from her boyfriend… FunkFlex


Congrats! Guess Which Famous Reality Star Just Got Engaged!

Much like her bestie/current spin-off co-star, this reality star just got her longtime boo to put a ring on it. Perhaps now she and her BFF can plan their weddings together! Animal prints galore! Find out who and the details below. Marisa Mendez


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