So, when I heard the news of Charlie Sheen’s recent nuptials, I was immediately stunned. I’m mean, this is Charlie Sheen we’re talking about. Self proclaimed playboy, and yes, he built a family with Denise Richards, but come on – IT’S CHARLIE SHEEN. As suspected, the weekend marriage was not…Charlie Sheen admitted to TMZ that he had not jumped the broom, but in fact, sent that rumor out to hurt the ex. “I wanted to give Denise [Richards] a stroke!!!,” Charlie says. TSK TSK! Although completely smitten with his new porn star lover, Brett, Charlie didn’t get married, but her did symbolize his love with a permanent gesture – TATTOO. The pin holds together the lock [also symbolizing his love for his children, Max, Lola, Bob, Cassandra, Sam, and Denise’s adopted daughter Eloise]. LOVE! Check out the ink after the jump.