(Video) Royal Canadian Mint Smuggles $180,000 Of Gold in His Butt

Leston Lawrence is now being accused of sticking ‘pucks’ of gold inside of his rectum. He then scraped hem at Ottawa Gold buyers in the Westgate Shopping Centre. The gold came out to be worth $180,000 ($140,000 in U.S. dollars). My only question is just ‘how?’

(Video) 3 Canadian Woman Get Arrested In Australia For Allegedly Smuggling $23 Million Worth Of Cocaine

3 Canadian woman have just been arrested for allegedly smuggling $23 million worth of Cocaine! Sheesh! They were pushing some serious weight. Authorities found 200 pounds of cocaine in their suitcases when their cruise ship docked in Sydney.

Another One: Canadian Student In Custody After Stabbing Eight People

This is so out of hand….everyday there’s a new story about someone going crazy on society and just trying to kill people. What is going on….hit the jump.

51 Turtles Found In A Man’s Sweatpants After He Was Caught Crossing The Border!

A Canadian man by the name of Kai Xu was caught with 51 Turtles in his sweatpants after he tried to cross the border into Canada. Read more on the story below!

It’s Official, Blackberry Is Selling For $4.7B….But Will It Help?!?

I ask because the people buying it are more about investment, and not Tech. I feel like the only way Blackberry could make a come back is a Tech company took over.

(Video) Nardwuar Vs. Trina

Listen, this has to be the best Nardwuar vs. (insert name) I’ve seen. Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a HUGE fan of Trina! The female emcee has recently announced that she’s soon going to be dropping an album – I’m EXCITED! While performing in Canada with French Montana the Baddest B***h, – he made sure not to say the last part – links up with the Canadian interviewer, and goes over the, “classic” music scene of Miami and her growing up in the city. Hit the jump and check it out.

(Photos) Man Down: Justin Bieber Gets ATTACKED At Canadian Night Club

While JB was partying it up in a Toronto night club, an overly obsessed fan tried to tackle Biebz to the floor at around 3 A.M. Saturday morning. According to people in the club, Justin left his VIP section to go polly with the people on the floor when his attacker attempted to take little Biebz down. His security guards intervened and Justin left untouched. Check out the pics in the gallery from the Canadian club scene mess!

(Photo) Scuba Diver Arrested For Trying To Smuggle WHAT Underwater?!?

A Canadian man was recently arrested for attempting to smuggle marijuana into the U.S. by scuba diving. U.S. Customers and Border Protection said that authorities were tipped off by a citizen who spotted the scuba diver in the water. Immediately after, cameras operated by Selfridge Air National Guard Base located 24-year-old Jesse Zunti swimming with a dry bag trailing behind him. More info after the jump.

The Weeknd – “Kiss Land” [Tracklist]

The Weeknd has been taking his time with his debut album. We’ve been getting videos, such as, “Belong to the World,” he’s released the drop date and cover art for the up-coming, Kiss Land, and today we get a glimpse of the tracklisting. There’s no features, but maybe the Canadian singer will release those names [if there is any] soon. Drop down bottom and check out what to expect from the September 10th release.

(Video – 18+ Please!) The Weeknd – “Kiss Land” [Official]

FINALLY! New visuals from The Weeknd titled, “Kiss Land.” This dude’s videos are always steamy, sexy, sultry, risque, foggy window material. You can close your eyes and just imagine that…I’m going to stop right there, and just say that I love it! The Canadian-born singer has an Asian theme going on for his latest single, and damn – some of these scenes are def. rated R. Hit the jump and check it out.

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