(Video) Royal Canadian Mint Smuggles $180,000 Of Gold in His Butt

Leston Lawrence is now being accused of sticking ‘pucks’ of gold inside of his rectum. He then scraped hem at Ottawa Gold buyers in the Westgate Shopping Centre. The gold came out to be worth $180,000 ($140,000 in U.S. dollars). My only question is just ‘how?’

(Video) 3 Canadian Woman Get Arrested In Australia For Allegedly Smuggling $23 Million Worth Of Cocaine

3 Canadian woman have just been arrested for allegedly smuggling $23 million worth of Cocaine! Sheesh! They were pushing some serious weight. Authorities found 200 pounds of cocaine in their suitcases when their cruise ship docked in Sydney.

Another One: Canadian Student In Custody After Stabbing Eight People

This is so out of hand….everyday there’s a new story about someone going crazy on society and just trying to kill people. What is going on….hit the jump.

51 Turtles Found In A Man’s Sweatpants After He Was Caught Crossing The Border!

A Canadian man by the name of Kai Xu was caught with 51 Turtles in his sweatpants after he tried to cross the border into Canada. Read more on the story below!

It’s Official, Blackberry Is Selling For $4.7B….But Will It Help?!?

I ask because the people buying it are more about investment, and not Tech. I feel like the only way Blackberry could make a come back is a Tech company took over.

(Video) Nardwuar Vs. Trina

Listen, this has to be the best Nardwuar vs. (insert name) I’ve seen. Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a HUGE fan of Trina! The female emcee has recently announced that she’s soon going to be dropping an album – I’m EXCITED! While performing in Canada with French Montana the Baddest B***h, – he made sure not to say the last part – links up with the Canadian interviewer, and goes over the, “classic” music scene of Miami and her growing up in the city. Hit the jump and check it out.

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