Tsk Tsk – Drug Trafficking Ring Busted By Using Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera As Code Names

Okay, it’s funny, but then again … it is! “Operation Yardwork” was a 10-month-long investigation filled with wiretaps and code names. New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman said that the drug trafficking talked about was a threat to Albany, New York, which lead to 25 individuals’ arrest. The funny part – The code names…(down bottom)


“Blow” Inspiration George Jung Released From Prison At 71!

The cocaine cowboy who Johnny Depp played in the 2001 movie “Blow” has been released from prison at the age of 71. George Jung served about 20 years in the slammer for smuggling and trafficking countless amounts of coke into the United States. In the 70s and 80s, Jung was responsible for bringing in about 85% of all American’s cocaine from Colombia. Crazy!


Getcho Life: Zac Efron’s Friends Claim He Wasn’t Getting “Sushi” When Attacked, He Was Getting D-Rugs!

This past Sunday night, actor Zac Efron was mysteriously roaming the streets of a sketchy area of Downtown Los Angeles when he was “randomly” beat up. Efron claims his bodyguard (who’s reportedly a convicted drug dealer) was getting attacked, leading him to also get socked in the grill. However, what was he doing in a bad area of L.A. in the middle of the night? Apparently, he told his friends he was “getting sushi” (riiiiighhht) but it’s blatantly obvious that the former Disney star was copping some nose candy, being that he has an extensive history of cocaine use (2 times in rehab already.) Friends of Efron have been voicing their extreme concern, saying he’s falling off the wagon. Somebody get this man some help…FAST!


So Sad: The Official Cause Of Death For Philip Seymour Hoffman Has Been Released

The final toxicology report for deceased actor Philip Seymour Hoffman has been released. According to a NYC medical examiner, Hoffman passed away on February 2nd from a massive overdose of heroin, cocaine and Rx prescription pills that were all found in his system. The actual cause of death was listed as “acute mixed drug intoxication.” He was struggling with addiction for quite some time and it is very tragic his life had to end like this.


LMAO: Lil Za Arrested AGAIN…While Still In Jail!

This guy is doing really well for himself. LOL! After being arrested for felony possession for what cops believe to be Molly during a raid at his BFF Justin Bieber’s house, Lil Za was just about to be bailed out jail and released from custody last night, when he “flipped out” and smashed a cell phone. Whether it’s his or someone else’s has not been made clear just yet, nor the reason behind his little fit. He was then immediately re-booked for vandalism. Winning.


Update: Originally Thought To Be Cocaine, Police Now Believe Lil Za Had Molly

Okay, so he’s not in AS much trouble…but he’s still in trouble! If you haven’t been keeping up, here’s the deal: over the weekend, Justin Bieber and his friends allegedly (it’s not totally proven just yet) egged his neighbor’s house, causing over $20k in damage. Cops had enough probable cause to obtain a felony search warrant for Bieber’s home today to see if they found any proof, and though they didn’t find much tying him to the egging yet(there’s surveillance footage that still needs to be reviewed), they did make an arrest: JB’s boy, Lil Za. Originally reported to have had cocaine, cops are now saying they believe they were mistaken and it is Molly instead, as well as Xanax. This still could land him behind bars for up to a year, though since it’s his first charge, it probably won’t do much.


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