Lmao: Manhattan Court Stenographer Fired For Typing ‘I Hate My Job’ Over & Over

Lol, I don’t know why I find this HILARIOUS… but I do. A court stenographer in New York has been fired after he was found to have repeatedly typed “I hate my job” instead of trial dialogue. Daniel Kochanski, 43, is said to have “wreaked havoc” on around 30 criminal cases in Manhattan after it emerged he failed to keep a recording of proceedings. Some convicted criminals now have grounds for appeal as crucial evidence and testimonies are missing as a result of Kochanski’s “gibberish”. The source added: “He hit random keys or wrote, ‘I hate my job. I hate my job. I hate my job,’ over and over.” Read more below!


WOW! Robbery Suspect Forgets The #1 Rule Of Criminals… Leaves Stolen Item At The Scene!

No need for an investigation team when you’ve got a REALLY smart criminal. Police in Florida got a bit of unexpected help during an armed robbery investigation in Florida. They discovered a wallet left at the scene of the latest crime. The man was holding up a Quick King convenience store on the night earlier this month and, K-9 units tracked the suspects to a dirt driveway behind the store where they found a wallet belonging to Keith Ray Howell. SMH! Deputies eventually searched the car and found marijuana, which lead to Howell. After this, the police began to put the case together. He has since been charged with possession of marijuana, driving with a suspended license and robbery with a firearm. Howell is due in court on January 21.


WHOA! Three St. John Students Arrested For Stealing WHAT?!

Having your phone stolen from you can cause lot’s of havoc in your life, but finding out that the thief or thieves that has your phone plus hundreds of others makes you wonder how safe technology can really be. Cops seized hundreds of stolen iPhones, iPads and iPod touches from the Queens home of three St. John’s University students. The cops were tipped by a neighbor who had called because of a home invasion in the area, and what they found would literally make Steve Job blush….hit more after the jump…


1 Of FBI’s 10 Most Wanted Arrested In Mexico

Joe Luis Saenz, a vicious gangster suspected of kidnapping, raping and killing the mother of his daughter, was taken into custody in Mexico and was transferred to Los Angeles where he will face charges. Saenz was suspected of being in Mexico working as an enforcer for a cartel after fleeing the country but due to a joint operation with help from the Mexican government they were able to catch this guy who was on the most wanted list since 2009. Apparently he was on the same status as more famous criminals such as James Whitey Bulger the Irish mobster and Osama Bin Laden. There was a $100,000 for information leading to his arrest. Hit the jump for more. PaulDaPro


Criminals Escaping From New Jersey Halfway Houses!

Thousands of criminals are escaping halfway houses in New Jersey.  The places that they are escaping from are run by a company closely related to the governor of NJ, Chris Christie.  According to reports the state is not doing much to prevent these people from fleeing even though they are well aware that some commit more crimes while on the run, like a man that escaped and murdered his girlfriend shortly after. Hit the jump for details. Steph Bassanini


Woman Calls Herself “The Cleaning Fairy” Breaks Into Home To Clean It

Imagine coming home to find out that your home has been broken into not to be robbed but to be cleaned? Well one woman says that’s exactly what happened to her. Sherry Bush says she went home one day and her house was cleaner and there was a $75 bill (on a napkin) with contact information for the “Cleaning Fairy” so apparently does this sort of thing all the time. Read more below. Julie1205


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