Penis Theft On The Rise In Africa?!?

This is just crazy! Imagine shopping in public for some food, and feeling an electric feeling and then looking down to see that you have just been robbed–of your penis! This is a normal fear for Africans as this crime becomes more popular and rises. They’re taken for organ trade on the black market. Penis robbery isn’t new either; this crime has been around since 300 BC. Check out more after the jump.


Oh?! Whites Are being Incarcerated More Than Blacks?!

Black incarcerations have decline, and white incarcerations rise, but why? Hit the jump for the full story!


(Video) Chicago Police Will No Longer Respond To All Emergency Calls

Find out which crimes the Chicago Police Department don’t consider to be an emergency.


Auto: Woman Robs Bank While On Test Drive For New Car

I seriously can not stop laughing at this story. A 51 year old woman convinced an 83 year old man she wanted to buy his car. The asking price was $2,200 for a Chrysler 5th avenue from the 1980’s. She tried to ask if she can take a test drive by herself which he declined. She then asked if he would drive and allow her to ride passenger so she could feel how it rides which he agreed to. What happens next is insane. Read more after the jump.


Too Cold For Crime? NYC Has Murder-less Week

If you are from the New York area, you know how bitterly cold it has been around here lately. Every day for the past few days, people have braced the cold by bundling in numerous layers and even that isn’t helping many. It’s so cold, that people have been advised to stay indoors if it is possible and many have taken that advice including murderers. This past week NYC has had a completely murder-less week. From Wednesday to Wednesday, there has not been a reported homicide in the city. The last time NYC had a murder-less week was during Hurricane Sandy, in which surprisingly crime rates were down everywhere. The NYPD knows that the crime rate won’t always stay this long, but it’s certainly not a bad thing. Read more below.


Crime Is Up In New York City, Guess Who Bloomberg Blames

Mayor Michael Bloomberg is blaming Apple for the crime increase, saying that if it weren’t for a growth in theft of iPhones and iPads in New York City that crime would in fact be down. The Mayor cited an increase in thefts of the popular devices as the key thing raising the New York City Crime Index this year, but goes on to show that though crime is up, this has also been one historically one of the safest years for other reasons. Hit the jump for more. PaulDaPro x TatWZA


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