Charlie Sheen does sorta remind me of a mafia, on the low, I’ll have things handled type of guy! Break-ups, multiple girlfriends, a baby mama that’s [allegedly] doing some hardcore drugs, endless flow of cash and sex tapes – yeah, sex tape, one that links Charlie to a missing witness in a burglary crime – are all the makings of a mafia king. IJS! Hit the jump for the deets.