(Video) Lmao…Guy Goes Off On Kanye…”You Make Me Want To Punch Innocent Puppies In The Face”

Lmao omg…this guy is too funny. He just went on a Kanye West rant – stemming from his diss against Taylor Swift. The stuff this guy is saying is hilarious, with my favorite quotable – “you make me want to punch innocent puppies in the face.” Lol, hit the jump.


(Video) Lmao…New Zealand Politician Gets A Dildo Thrown At His Face

Flying dildos. New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face during a press conference by an unruly “protester”. She tried to send a serious message, but she actually wound up laughing after all was said and done. Hit the jump for this hilarious video.


(Video) 71 Year-Old Woman Slashed In The Face With A Razor On 6 Train In NYC

A 71 year-old woman was slashed in the face with a razor on a downtown 6 train Monday (January 25th) morning. According to police the unprovoked attack occurred around 7AM, before the train reached the Soho station. The victim, Carmen Rivera was sitting across from the man when he slashed her with the razor, leaving a four inch gash across her left cheek. She was taken to Bellevue Hospital. More below.


(Video) Adult Female Punches 10-Years-Old Boy In The Face During Dispute

NYPD is reporting today (Sunday), during a dispute with a young child in the Bronx, NY, an adult woman assaulted him, which resulted in him suffering a bloody nose.


Texas Man Shoots Armadillo, Gets Hit In The Face By Bullet Ricochet

The Florida Department of Health has a slight rise in leprosy rates this year, so Floridians are encouraged to take precautionary measures in eschewing contact with Armadillos. It appears the state of Texas needs to mimic this action.


Wow! Men Throw Acid Into Girls’ Faces For Going To School?!

Men in Afghanistan threw acid into girls’ faces for going to school. Read more on the story after the jump!


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