PINEAPPLES! In case you haven’t heard, Rob Ford is the mayor in Toronto who’s recent actions have placed him in a tasteless light. The mayor was accused of requesting that he give oral pleasuring to a female staff AND doing that CRACK! Taking the Shaggy song to another plateau, Ford denied, denied and denied some more – until last week. The man caught on tape begging to kill someone, said that he’d tried crack about a year ago in a, “drunken stupor.” Somehow, after taking a look at multiple photos of the dude, he’s lying! As far as the staff allegations, Ford’s since cleared that up in the most outrageous way [down bottom], but the kicker of it all is that his antics has him a television show! CRAY! Hit the jump for the details.