Burglar Tries To Go Down Chimney; Homeowner Lights It Up

Bad Santa…tsk tsk. A burglar tried to rob a home and as fate would have it, got stuck, and the homeowner lit up the fireplace. Dam, hit the jump for the full story.


Man Gets Terminated For Excessive Farting

According to reports, a man from Pennsylvania was terminated after allegedly passing too much gas in the office. This has resulted in a discrimination lawsuit that’s going to uncover some interesting details.


Man Gets Bionic Penis After Childhood Tragedy

You can only imagine the challenging life of Mohammad Abad. This man’s penis was detached from a horrible accident, and he now has a new lease on life. Read more for further details.


Texas Man Shoots Armadillo, Gets Hit In The Face By Bullet Ricochet

The Florida Department of Health has a slight rise in leprosy rates this year, so Floridians are encouraged to take precautionary measures in eschewing contact with Armadillos. It appears the state of Texas needs to mimic this action.


(Video) Dude Spits On Train Conductor Then Gets Handled

Dude Spits On Train Conductor Then Gets Handled. I never understood why people who aren’t tough always try to act like they are, especially in situations where its unwarranted.. like in a train. Check out the video inside.


(Video) Kid Gets In Security Guard’s Face And Gets Knocked Out

Kid Gets In Security Guard’s Face And Gets Knocked Out. To all you fake tough guys out there that go to the gym five days a week, lift a crazy amount and feel like you can take on anybody or anything.. You can’t. Check out the video below.


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