Bernie Sanders Supporter Tries To Place Obituary For Hillary Clinton/Gets Called From The Secret Service

That’s a new one…not your usual type of political humor, but none the less – a good try. A very dedicated Bernie Sanders supporter, tried to place an obituary for current presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, before that idea was thwarted by the Secret Service. Hit the jump.


NFL: Seahawks Fan Passes Away, Family Blames Final Play Of Super Bowl As Reason For Death

The final play call of Super Bowl XLIX continues to eat at Seahawks coach Pete Carroll and fans alike. It is always easy to second guess something after the fact, but this level of criticism over a play call may be unprecedented. It only gets worse when one of your fans passes away and the family actually mentions the team in the obituary as a cause of death! Michael Sven Vedvik was a longtime Hawks’ fan who passed yesterday. The family made sure to mention the team as why Michael left them so early. That is so cold.


(Photos) DAMNNN: Children Write WHAT Horrific Things In Mother’s Obituary?!

Well damn. Looks like the children of 78-year-old Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick of Nevada didn’t seem to hurt by the passing of their mother. Actually, they bashed her life to smithereens in her obituary, claiming that she was abusive and lived a miserable life. However, according to her children, let’s just say she might have not been eligible for “Mother of the Year.” Daughter Katherine Reddick wrote in the obituary, “On behalf of her children who she abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the after-life reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty and shame that she delivered on her children.” But wait, it gets worse. Click below to find out what else the deceased woman’s children had to say about her in the newspaper for all to see.


George Bush Sr. Obituary Accidentally Published!?

Oops! George Bush Sr.’s obituary was accidentally published in a German magazine! George spent the past few weeks in the hospital and more recently in ICU, but the most recent reports say he’ll be fine! I wonder how this happened? Click below for details. Melissa


Man Puts Fake Obituary For His Mom In The Paper So He Won’t Get Fired For Taking Time Off Work

This guy went the extra mile not to get fired. He killed his mom but not really. He published a fake obituary for momma love so he can justify the time he took off work. On the other hand, jobs are hard to find now a days(j/k). Click below to find out more. @WiLMajor


Tech Talk RIP: Dennis Ritchie, Creator Of Web Programming Language Dead At 70

Death happens, we just don’t like it when it does, we wish an eternal Rest for the father of C Programming and Unix, which is what most of the Web is built on, Hit the Jump for info on how he passed. WZA on Google+


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