(Photo + Video) Python Bites Man’s Penis While He Uses The Toilet

Atthaporn Boonmakchuay’s trip to the bathroom took a turn for the worst as a 11-foot python took a huge bite out of his penis. Sounds super painful. The man was able to restrain the python with a rope before he collapsed due to the huge amount of blood he lost upon being bit.

(Video) LMFAO: Lil Yachty Draws A Penis On A Fans Back

Too funny. While supposedly signing a fans back, Lil Yachty draws a penis on his back.

U.S. Has Just Completed It’s First Penis Transplant

Thomas Manning is now the first person in the United States to receive a donor penis. Manning who had cancer, had most of his penis removed as apart of cancer treatments. This left Manning with just an inch of penile tissue once his tumor was removed.

(Video) Conan Gets Penises Drawn On His Face After a Game Of Mario Kart With Zac Efron and Seth Rogan

Conan thought it would be a good idea do a college themed skit to promote Seth Rogen and Zack Efron’s new movie “Neighbor’s 2”. What better way to do that than to play the classic game of Mario Kart. In typical college fashion, Zac and Seth decided that the loser of each game had do something that’s a bit risky, even for late night tv.

(Video) Man With A Bionic Penis Loses His Virginity

Mohammed “Mo” Abad was in a bad car accident when he was just 6 years old. That accident caused him to lose his penis. In 2012, he was able to get a “bionic penis” which doctors attached a makeshift fleshy tube to Mo to form a penis. It took surgeons three years to mold the new penis. They took skin from Mo’s arm and attached it to the penis. The penis has two tubes in it which inflates to give him an erection when he presses a button located on his testicle. He had not used the used until recently to he met a sex worker by the name of Charlotte Rose.

Man Gets Bionic Penis After Childhood Tragedy

You can only imagine the challenging life of Mohammad Abad. This man’s penis was detached from a horrible accident, and he now has a new lease on life. Read more for further details.

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