(Mug Shot) Sports: WTH?! Former NFL Cheerleader Charged With Sexually Assaulting a 12-Year-Old Boy

What the f*ck is wrong with people?! I just don’t understand. This story is so crazy, sick and sad. SMH. You’re not going to believe what this ex-NFL cheerleader is accused of doing to a 12 year old boy! I really hope it’s just some type of misunderstanding – otherwise she needs to be locked up! Details after the jump…


Penis Theft On The Rise In Africa?!?

This is just crazy! Imagine shopping in public for some food, and feeling an electric feeling and then looking down to see that you have just been robbed–of your penis! This is a normal fear for Africans as this crime becomes more popular and rises. They’re taken for organ trade on the black market. Penis robbery isn’t new either; this crime has been around since 300 BC. Check out more after the jump.


Lawsuit Against John Travolta Strangely Dropped Two Days After Judge Said He’ll Hear It In Court

John Travolta is not by ANY means a stranger to a lawsuit or 2+. June of last year, Fabian Zanzi filed suit against Travolta, stating that the “Face-Off” actor exposed his penis in his stateroom and then, hugged Zanzi during a Royal Caribbean cruise in 2009. Travolta’s attorneys’ argued that both sides should handle the case in mediation, but the federal judge said, NO. Trial was what he had in mind. However, two days later the suit had been dropped. I’m thinking that this Zanzi dude is carrying a suitcase full of money now. He’s paid for a while. Drop down bottom for more details.


UFC: Would You Want To See This?! Fighter That BROKE His Penis Is Selling Photos of The Accident!

Keeping it 100?!  I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to see it. Lol. Don’t judge me,  my curiosity gets the best of me sometimes. Yesterday we shared the crazy story of MMA fighter Ray Elbe breaking (yes breaking) his penis while he was having sex with his girlfriend. Now he’s shopping the pics of the accident.  I’m not sure why time was taken out to capture the moment, but apparently it was.  Is this something you’d want to see? GameTimeGirl


(Photo) World’s Scariest Penis???

The male Bruchid beetles have the word’s most scariest looking penis! Their penises have spines in them that stab at the female beetle’s reproductive system in order to reproduce.  They even cause the female’s organs to bleed internally. Hit the jump for a pic. Steph B


Which Nations Claim To Produce Men With The Biggest Penises?

Yes there has been a study done to conclude which countries produce men with the largest and smallest penises.  According to the study the continent of Africa produces men with the biggest penises coming in at an average of 6.3 inches on the opposing side the continent of Asia produces the smallest at an average of 4.2 inches. Hmm well doesn’t this study just confirm some stereotypes … Hit the jump to see the average sizes of some other countries. Steph B


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