Apple Watch Release Pushed Back

If you were as excited as TatWza about the April 24th Apple watch release date, I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news! Apple has canceled it’s scheduled release of the Apple Watch 1, this Friday, due to a supply shortage. You’ll still be able to pre-order your Apple watch, and try one on in the store, but shipments will not begin until mid-May. Even if you’re one of the almost 1 million people who’ve already pre-ordered the watch, the earliest you can expect to receive it is June.


HOW SWAY? Florida Woman Walks Right Into Oncoming Train While Texting In Her Phone

Texting is one of the most distracting things in the ENTIRE universe (I know this because I am 100% guilty of it myself), but there comes a point in time where the phone must be PUT DOWN and attention must be payed! A 27-year-old woman who goes by the name Sheena Keynna was texting and walking in Lakeland, Florida when she walked right into an oncoming freight train. She was hit on Monday afternoon by the train after Police Sgt. Gary Gross explained that she “wasn’t paying attention.” Keynna was taken to Lakeland Regional Medical Center where she was treated for a compound fracture to the right arm and a leg injury. However, overall she is VERY lucky to be alive. Moral of the story: DO NOT TEXT AND WALK, TALK OR DRIVE! Put the phones down and pay attention, people.


(Video) Woman Stabs Man In Neck After Finding Naked Pics In His Phone

Guess she didn’t follow the rule: ‘When I’m showing you something on my phone–don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right!” (LOL)…but in all seriousness stab wounds, a hospital rush and murder charges abound from Woman Stabs Man In Neck After Finding Naked Pics In His Phone (SMH)!


(Video) SERIOUSLY?! 6 Young Men Caught Breaking Into Someone’s Home

An anonymous guy was passing through the neighborhood and discovered 6 young males busting open a house door. Seems suspicious, so he decides to record it. He gets harassed by the kids a bit, but I assume he made it out safely, because he was obviously well enough to post the video.


(Video) NFL: He Can’t Hear You! Johnny Manziel (Who Seems Wasted) Uses Stacks of Cash As A Phone

Looks like Johnny Manziel is pulling a Floyd Mayweather — except he appears to be wasted.  Johnny Football was videotaped using a large stack of money as a phone & talking sh*t. Check it out…


Sports: Say What?! Rory McIlroy Broke Up With Caroline Wozniacki … Over The Phone … In 3 Minutes?!

Cold world!!  There’s no “good way” to call off an engagement, but who does that over the phone … in 3 minutes?!   Rory McIlroy reportedly did just that.   Some men aren’t built for break-ups.  I find this hard to believe, but you just never know.  Hit the jump for the report…


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