This Can’t Be Real Life: Woman Finds Lost Sex Toy In Her Vag After How Many YEARS?!

Yes, yes, indeed this is a factual story. In actuality, the story has already made its way to the ‘Journal Of Sexual Medicine’, where it outlines how a Scottish woman took herself the hospital for symptoms of tiredness and weight loss, only to discover she unknowingly had a sex toy stuck up there?! Yikes. Get details inside!

(Photos) Miley Cyrus Poses With What Kind Of Sex Toy?!

“I cannot be tamed!!” Yes indeed Miley, you surely cannot be tamed. Miley Cyrus has surely been up to a lot of racey activities lately and it doesn’t seem she is going to stop anytime soon! Miley recently posted pictures on instagram of herself on a plane posing with quite an item or toy, should we say.

This Ultimate Sex Toy Promises Too Much Pleasure?

A new sex toy, is promising the ultimate climax experience, as its retailer promises “3rd level orgasms”; hit the jump for more!

Journalist Thought Sex Toy Was A Mushroom?!

A Chinese journalist excitedly described a discovery of a new “mystery mushroom” on national TV. Turns out the “fungi” was actually a sex toy. Click below to read more. Melissa Nash

TSA Worker Finds Sex Toy In Suitcase And Leaves Note To Passenger Saying “Get Your Freak On Girl!”

A New York woman claims that a TSA agent left a TSA slip in her luggage with a note reading “Get your freak on Girl” after he found a sex toy in her suitcase. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL

Tech Talk Device: Hardware That Rocks Your World

One company just gave break time at the office a whole new rolly chair spin! Hard day, girls? Work it all out with this new USB-powered toy. Details after the jump. Tat WZA WZA on Google+ X Emma Rabid

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