(Video) Chris Brown’s Accuser Liziane Gutierrez Couldn’t Get Into 1Oak Because He Was Inside

The bird that accused Chris Brown of “punching [her] in the eye” in Las Vegas (with no proof) learned the hard way last night that she’s not “famous” just because her false accusation got her on a few websites. Liziane Gutierrez was trying to get into popular LA hot spot 1Oak last night, making several attempts with the door man – and he just wasn’t having it. However, all of her girls got in without a problem! Turns out, Chris and his friends (including Scott Disick) were inside partying, so Liziane is pretty sure that’s why she was given the hand. Watch the hilariously pathetic video below.


Tyga on Rapping: “I’m Only Doing This To Sit With The Gods”

In a new interview with Yahoo!, Tyga had some interesting quotables about his floundering rap career, namely that he’s only doing this to “sit with the Gods.” As the piece’s writer notes, T-Raww hasn’t had a viable hit since 2011’s “Rack City,” and if he’d like to be known as something other than “Kylie Jenner‘s boyfriend,” he might want to get to it. Yeah, you’re sitting with Ye…but your skills on the mic certainly haven’t gotten you there. Tyga‘s not worried, though:

“Even though so many people are doing music, I still feel like what I do is not comparable. It can’t be duplicated. When you start looking at all the other people, that’s you losing your faith in what you’re supposed to do.”


Ouch: Meek Mill Goes HAM On Instagram Troll & Gets His Sister Involved

It might be Nicki Minaj’s birthday, but that does not mean that Meek Mill has found his chill yet. A random Instagram troll posted a meme of Nicki looking at Meek that says, “When you’re looking at bae and thinking… ‘Damn you kinda ugly.’”


(Video) Really Now? : White Fox News Co-Host Asks Black Co-Host If She ‘Makes Kool-Aid’

My God, this really couldn’t have been any more awkward, the little girl’s face says it all. It’s actually so awkward that for the slightest second you almost feel bad for him but then that goes away just as fast as it came. I guess this host thought it was necessary to play into the stereotype that all African Americans drink Kool-Aid, having no beef to ask the African American host if she was sippin’ on Kool-Aid with her well cooked meal; look into the article to see this subtle racism at it’s finest, smh.


The Irony: Police Officer Shows Up Drunk To Accept Award From Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD)

In quite an interesting twist of irony, Michael Szeliga of the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department reportedly showed up drunk to a Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) ceremony, where he was being presented with an award for landing more than 100 DUI arrests. Now, this is stupid no doubt, but it MAY have been less stupid if he’d just been getting drunk at the bar outside of the venue or something and stumbled in. But nope! Police believe he drove himself to the conference, thus doing the very same thing he’s been handing out arrests for. Nice. For his part, Szeliga denies it and claims he just had “one or two drinks” beforehand. One of Szeliga’s supervisors described him as “wasted” after seeing him at the conference, and ended up sending him back to his hotel room. He’s since been reprimanded and given one day of paid suspension, and required to write an apology letter to various supervisors. He will still be allowed to pursue his career dream of becoming a detective in the sheriff’s Crimes Against Children unit, however.


(Photo) WOW – Honors Student Cited For A “Gang Related” Dress Code Violation Over THIS Shirt?!

You see the above shirt? Yeah, a 12-year-old honors student at Yuba Gardens Intermediate School in California was cited for a dress code violation over it – because officials said the stars could be gang related! Man, what?! According to their logic, the red star on the top right of the t-shirt is “often associated” with the Norteno gang. Says Marysville Joint Unified School District’s Assistant Superintendent:

“Our local gang task force, they identify colors, they identify designs, they identify all of the things that we should be aware of.”

It is a patriotic shirt! Are they kidding me? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!


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