(Photos) Busted! Man Arrested At Mexican Border With 75 Pounds Of Weed

Pass the dutchie with ya left hand. If you were to go to on a road trip would you take it in a hooptie or a rental? Survey says… Make sure your ride is in good condition before busting any moves.

Dam…Woman Gets Caught Smuggling Cocaine In Her Breast Implants

That must hurt…this woman tried to smuggle over two pounds of cocaine inside of her breasts. She literally had someone open her up just to stuff coke in there and do the same to take them out once she arrived to the customer. Hit the jump.

(Photos) Woman Arrested For Smuggling Liquid Cocaine In Her Breast Implants

A young 22-year-old woman was charged with smuggling liquid cocaine in her breast implants. She was carrying over 3.3 pounds of liquid cocaine in the breast implants. Check out the photos in the gallery and read more on the story after the jump!

WOAH… Johnny Depp Could Face Up To 10 Years In Prison For WHAT?!

From the looks of it, actor Johnny Depp can possibly be facing some time behind bars. The 51-year-old has been filming Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales in Australia and decided to take his dog pals with him. However, Depp did not declare his two Yorkshire Terriers, Boo and Pistol, and according to Australian quarantine laws that are apparently extremely strict– they do NOT play that! An Australian senate committee released a statement explaining that if the matter goes to court, Depp can face up to 10 years in prison or a maximum fine of $265,000 for not abiding by Australian law. After the Australian government found out about Depp’s doggie pals, Minister for Agriculture Barnaby Joyce told him the pups have to go and Johnny complied– sending them on the next plane to California. “There is a process if you want to bring animals: you get the permits, they go into quarantine and then you can have them,” Joyce went on to explain in an interview with Australia’s ABC radio. “But if we start letting movie stars—even though they’ve been the Sexiest Man Alive twice—to come into our nation [and break the laws], then why don’t we just break the laws for everybody?” CRAZY!

(Photos) Police Bust Two Men In A U-Haul Truck Filled With $76 Million Worth Of What?!

So, two men who were driving a U-Haul truck filled to the ceiling with $76 million worth of marijuana decided it would be a good idea to run a red light. Now, they’ve got much more than a red light ticket to worry about. Read the whole story after the jump!

A Man Tries To Throw A Football Full Of What Into A Prison Yard?!

Well, guess you can’t blame a guy for trying? Maybe he was just watching a little bit too much ‘Orange Is The New Black’ and got inspired. A Detriot man was arrested after allegedly trying to throw a football stuffed with heroine, weed, tobacco, and cell phones into the G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility in Lansing, Michigan on Sunday. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t have that great of a throwing arm and an officer was near by. Find out more after the jump!

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