(Video) Moron Of The Morning: Lady Pisses Off Snake As It Takes A Bite At Her

I’m gonna start like a moron of the morning segment with all the absurdness that the internet brings me each morning lol. Try this one today as this woman sees a snake in her garden and pisses it off when she goes to reach for it’s tail.

(Video) Snoop Dogg Narrates A Fight Between A Squirrel And A Snake

We know that Snoop Dogg is comical! But let me tell ya’ll, Planet Snoop, is hilarious! Plant Snoop is Snoop Dogg’s new web series where he narrates fights between animals. The series came about after people were petitioning for him to narrate a whole season of Plant Earth. Well Snoop delivered something better…His own series.

(Photo) Wildlife Filmmaker Says He Will Be Eaten Alive By Snake For Discovery Channel!!

Paul Rosolie is trying to give Americans an experience they’ll never forget. He plans to be swallowed whole by an Annconda.

(Video) Woman Finds A 20 Pound WHAT In Her Engine?!

As if your car breaking down wasn’t enough, imagine if when you popped your hood too see what was up you found a 20 pound Python on your engine! Or what if you stopped to help a woman stranded on the side of the road and found it like Jackson Ault from Santa Fe, New Mexico. Watch the video after the jump!

(Photos) NBA: Portland Trailblazers Find Dangerous Surprise In Their Locker Room

Before game two last night between the Blazers & Spurs, the Blazers found something scary in their locker room. A Rattlesnake was discovered under one of the players bags and from the sounds of it everyone went running. According to reports it was a baby rattlesnake, about 4 feet long, but still very poisonous. No idea how this could happen, but there is a rodeo in the arena every year, very possible the snake was left around from that. The Blazers wound up getting smacked on the court by the Spurs but can’t blame it on this.

(PHOTO) NFL: DeSean Jackson Shows Off His Snake

I grew up with a snake as a pet, so I think this is kinda dope — but some fans weren’t as accepting. Lol. DeSean Jackson took to Instagram to show off the one snake he f*cks with…

(Video) New York Cabbie Who Plays Prank With A REAL Snake Doesn’t Care About Losing His License

CTFU! This is funny! New York cabbie, Jimmy Failla is riding around the city, picking up passengers, only to scare them with his “pet snake.” Many of his passengers have exited the vehicle, with a terrible experience on their mind (WTF**k being the popular phrase), but Jimmy doesn’t care. The wanna-be stand-up comedian says that if the Taxi and Limousine Commission wants to take his license, then they should go right ahead and do it. Brighter horizons are what Jimmy’s after. Besides that comedian thing, he’s an author. The prank was recored and posted on YouTube only to promote his new book, Follow That Car. He better hope it sells – most of the potential buyers could have rode in the cab. Check it out, after the jump.

(Caught On Tape) Watch This Chinese Python Cough Up A Dog!!!

Another Snake video is here and it’s just as grim as this one. This time, the scene took place in Bangkok. One onlooker decided to capture the snake regurgitating a dog that it consumed earlier. Check it out after the jump.

Kicks: FIRST LOOK! Check Out The Nike Air Python Retro

Over 2 decades later, the Nike Air Python is returning to your feet. This swoosh free silhouette is sure to be a must cop! It features a white and python upper coming in 2 colorways, a white/siver combo and white/brown. The silver ones are suppose to drop at the end of the month, with the brown ones following in October. Check out both after the jump…

(Video) Decapitated Snake Bites Itself!!!

Not sure if the snake was a victim of murder or suicide or both! What is for sure, is that a decapitated snake was alive on both sides. After losing it’s head, it’s body kept moving, only to be bitten by itself. The snake was captured in Alabama by Sam Billiter. Instead of leaving the extremely venomous snake alive, fearing for the safety of his wife, kid, and dog, Billiter decided to kill it and videotape the reaction. Check it out after the jump.

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