Woman Calls Herself “The Cleaning Fairy” Breaks Into Home To Clean It

Imagine coming home to find out that your home has been broken into not to be robbed but to be cleaned? Well one woman says that’s exactly what happened to her. Sherry Bush says she went home one day and her house was cleaner and there was a $75 bill (on a napkin) with contact information for the “Cleaning Fairy” so apparently does this sort of thing all the time. Read more below. Julie1205

Woman Arrested For Stopping Traffic To Masturbate

A 35-year-old woman was arrested for stopping traffic for 30 minutes while she masturbated. The woman was fully exposed and beeping cars only encouraged her to keep going. Other drivers kept making U-Turns to catch another glimpse of the free show, which also encouraged her. Once cops arrived on the scene, she didn’t stop in fact she told the cops to assist her. She was arrested for driving under the influence, charged with exposure of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct. Read more below. Julie1205

Man Stabs His Friend After Arguement Over Who Can Have More Sex

Talk about a bad friend, lol. A 54-year-old man has been arrested and accused of stabbing his 32-year-old friend after what started off as a friendly argument over which man can have more sex. The two men were partying earlier in the day and the 54-year-old ditched his bloody knife after stabbing his friend. It might be time for a new wingman. Read more below. Julie1205

Drunk Driver Had WHAT In His Truck?!

A drunk driver in Florida was pulled over after driving erratically and when the police searched his vehicle they found something very interesting. The man has numerous driving issues that resulted in his license getting suspended for DUIs but this time was a little different. The man has been charged with felony drunken driving and wildlife violations. Find out what he had in his truck below. Julie1205

Man Attacked His Wife With What?!

A man used a unconventional item to attack his wife for an even crazier reason. Andy Gatz, from Florida, sent his wife to the emergency room after his attack left her eye damaged. Find out what he attacked his wife with and why after the jump. Julie1205

Police Find 89 Bags Of Drugs Tied To Man’s Penis

While searching 23-year-old Ray Woods after a simple traffic stop, police officers found 89 bags of heroin and cocaine tied to his penis! I guess he was banking on the police just thinking his natural package was big to disguise the drugs he was attempting to sell. The real surprise for police officers came when they tried to untie the package from Woods’ wood (sorry, I had to LOL) and he started peeing all over the floor. Read more below. Julie1205

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