Woman Offered Sexual Favors For Two Double Cheeseburgers

A 47-year-old woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for two McDonald’s double cheeseburgers and a $40 tip. The woman was caught after she approached an undercover police officer who brought the cheeseburgers and then arrested her. SMH. Read more below. Julie1205

Drunk Woman Bites Her Husband For Throwing Away Her Beer!

A 35-year-old woman was arrested on charges of battery and assault after biting her husband for throwing out her beer. Not only did her husband throw her beer in the garbage but he also did the smart move of refusing to give his drunk wife her car keys. After she found out her beer was thrown out and she couldn’t go get more she began biting his neck and arms, SMH! Read more after the jump. Julie1205

Man Arrested After Calling 911 For Sex!

A man from Tampa, Florida was having a really hard time finding someone to have sex with him so he called 911 for some backup.  Joshua Basso claimed that his phone was running out of minutes and he really needed to have sex so he called 911 for their help not once but four times! Read more after the jump. Julie1205

Teen Poses As Cop To Steal Credit Card Numbers To Order $500 of Pizza

A 15-year-old teenager was arrested in Tennessee after he pretended to be a police officer. The boy posed as an officer to obtain credit card numbers to host a house party. The generous teen racked up charges of $500 for pizza, $800 for the house party and shelled out $874 to a friend to pay his utility bill. The teen was smart enough to get all of these people’s credit cards but not smart enough to know not to have a house party and order all that pizza to be sent to your house while using stolen money?! Read more after the jump Julie1205

Man Caught With Stolen Lobsters In His Pants!

A man from Mississippi, who couldn’t afford to pay for lobsters but really, really wanted them decided to steal some by sticking them down his pants! I once reported about a man who stole dangerous snakes by stuffing them in his pants and I thought he was crazy but lobsters?! Not only did the man shove the lobsters in his pants but he decided to have surf and turf for dinner that night and added some shrimp and pork loin. SMDH at this guy! Read more about him after the jump. @Julie1205

(Video) Man Steals $4000 Worth Of Snakes By Putting Them In His Pants!

Ok, this man is something else! A 22-year-old man decided he wanted to steal some baby sharp albino boa constrictors so he thought it would be best to stick them in his pants! Uhh, something is definitely wrong with this picture! Why would you put five dangerous snakes down your pants?! Luckily for the man, he didn’t get bit by the snakes but he did get caught. Rare snakes like the ones he stole are only sold in certain places and the man stole the snakes from one store just to sell them to another. Watch the video of the man stuffing his pants with snakes after the jump. @Julie1205

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