UVa Chancellor Chooses S&M Bondage Over His Job!! (Photos)

University of Virginia chancellor quits his job because he’d rather spend his time on his hobby: S&M. No wonder students were more interested in administration… Hit the jump for details. Emma Rabid


Man Gets 20 Years For 1993 New York City Rape

A Virginia convict, nailed for a lower East Side rape nearly 20 years later thanks to DNA evidence was sentenced to the maximum prison time on Wednesday. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


Virginia DMV Revokes World’s Greatest License Plate!!!

A man in possession of the world’s greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. Here’s their predictably unfunny response to the funny plate. @funkmasterflex


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