Brooklyn Man Fakes Own Kidnapping To Girlfriend?!?

If at some point you fake your own kidnapping to avoid your girlfriend, you probably should not be in a relationship. A regular Einstein from Brooklyn showed up on Malcolm X Boulevard with his wrists duct taped together, but the roll of duct tape was still attached LOL.


10 CRAZIEST Schools and College Majors!!

MAN, I wish I would have known about some of these schools before choosing Montclair State University (go Redhawks though! LOL). Check out ten crazy schools and majors below!


LOL! 2 Strippers Go AT It In The Club….Over $1! And One Was PREGNANT!

Times are hard on the boulevard, huh? 2 strippers in Wisconsin have each been slapped with a $250 fine, all because they couldn’t agree over a SINGLE dollar bar. ONE. Seems completely not worth it now, huh? LOL! More details below. Marisa Mendez


LMAO, The Perks Of Being A Celeb! This Is Quite A Random Gift For Nicki Minaj!

Amidst rumors that they had split, Nicki Minaj and her longtime [alleged] boyfriend SB stepped out last week in L.A. for a bite to eat with friends at BOA Steakhouse in L.A. The funny part is that the “big news” on the pop-culture sites (as opposed to the hip-hop sites) was that she made a fuss about not having A1 Steak Sauce with her meal. This actually made headlines…LOL! Now in response, A1 is so happy, they’ve decided to give her a gift! Details below. Marisa Mendez


The Zombies Are Taking Over! College Student In MD Admits To Eating Roommate’s Brain & Heart!

The zombies are taking ooover! LOL! Ok it’s not funny at all, but this whole “zombie” bull is a little much. It’s just some f’d up people, folks. Plain and simple. After the horrifying face-eating attack in Miami over the weekend, a Morgan State University student has admitted to eating the brain and heart of his roommate. More details below! Marisa Mendez


Man Arrested After Assaulting Paramedics Trying To Save His Mother [Who Ends Up Dying]

This is so sad and hopefully a wake up call to all you crazy hot heads! The high-tempered son of a dying Brooklyn woman assaulted emergency responders he thought were taking too long over the weekend, and ended up ultimately killing his mother because he hampered their efforts to save her. Details below. Marisa Mendez


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