Man Tried To Gouge Out Cat’s Eyes While High On Drugs

An 18-year-old Michigan man tried to gouge the eyes out of his friend’s cat while high on hallucinogenic drugs. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


Brooklyn Will Get Federal Disaster Relief In Wake Of Hurricane Irene

Brooklyn will get the help it needs to recover from Hurricane Irene. That was the reassuring message Thursday from city and federal disaster relief officials. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


Queens Borough President Urges MTA To Give Riders A Free Day Because Of Hurricane Irene

City transit riders should get a freebie tomorrow on all MTA buses and subways. “All those New Yorkers who weathered Tropical Storm Irene with a determined spirit despite many hardships could use a break.” Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


90-Year-Old Florida Loses Leg In Alligator Attack

A 90-year-old Florida woman had part of her leg amputated after an alligator chomped down on it in her front yard. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


John Boehner To Give His Own Economic Speech One Week After President Obama’s

A day after wrangling over the time of President Obama’s highly anticipated jobs speech, John Boehner announced a save the date for his own big talk on the economy. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


Woman Arrested For Drawing A Bomb And Writing “BOOM” On Her Friends Bag At The Airport!

A woman was arrested for drawing a picture of a bomb and writing the word “Boom” on her friend’s suitcase, prompting an evacuation of Miami International Airport. Hit the jump to read the rest of the story. @WiL


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