I have not stopped laughing about this since I saw it last night so I had to share! The latest viral sensation is a man named Robert at the Twitter handle @Dub, and he’s really, ridiculously chill.

His first tweet came in December of 2006. (He sure was up on the curve early, huh?) This is what he wrote:

Chillin

Profound. It seems as though he then forgot he had a Twitter page, because it wasn’t until this past Tuesday that he decided to make his triumphant return to the social network. His second tweet was equally as profound:

Jus got done chillin

It was then he had a revelation.

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I didn’t even realise I was chillin for 8 years

Robert, ladies and gentlemen.

Source: Complex