Breaking news: Malia Obama is a legal adult at 18-years-old and goes to college parties because she’s in college and sometimes there’s beer pong there. Wow, how deplorable.

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Anyway, some people are going nuts over it because she’s not 21, but let’s remember two things: one, she isn’t pictured drinking in the photo so you don’t even know if she’s doing that, and two: who the hell didn’t drink in college? Goodbye.

Check the pic in the gallery.

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