WI Police Prepare for NAZI RALLY!!

Nazis are about to take over Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Will someone please tell them Hitler died? Check the jump to see their invite. Emma RABID


EARTHQUAKE Rocks Upstate NY!!

The earthquakes still aren’t over! An earthquake just rocked upstates NY!! Details after the jump! Emma RABID


$10 MILLION BAIL: Owner Put NAKED Yogurt-Store GIRL Inside BOX!!

I’m pretty sure this is not in the yogurt store job description. The owner put his employee in a sound-proof torture box…in an adult diaper! Details after the jump. Emma RABID


(Video) Man Steals Police Car–And CRASHES IT!

This is a little too close to real life Grand Theft Auto to be funny. Arthur Lee Thompson, a 38-year-old South Carolina man, is accused of fighting a police officer and stealing his police cruiser before crashing it into a truck, according to WCSC. Amazingly, the adrenaline-filled event was caught on the cruiser’s camera when it happened in May, and the footage has just now surfaced online. Check it out after the jump!! Emma RABID


No More Size 2 In 2030!!!!

Doctors project that in 2030, size 12 will be the new size 2. So, take the Oreo Triple Double and love your reflection! Fat is the new thin. Details after the jump! Emma RABID


(Photo) Women Arrested For BEATING UP BEAUTY QUEEN!!

Four women have really mastered the deadly sins! Their specialty? Jealousy-but for beauty queens. The catty details after the jump! Emma RABID


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